Welcome to my entranceful page!!! I am a competitive diver, who loves to

swim in my ballgowns dance wuth frogs and where a floor length tiara
Kaylene i am adding this to your page to see if you will notice.

YES, I DID NOTICE. HEY BETH, LETS KEEP THIS WIKI ALIVE AND EDIT IT WEEKLY!!!!!

Yeah but how do you mean, edit other peoples?

My Favs!

Fav color:pURPLE iCE CREAM filled with spicy hot princesses and tomatillos

Color: Dark mauve with a hint of magenta.

Ice Cream: Van with alfredo sauce!!!! Sport: Diving in to wet cement(duh) Game: chess by the amazing beth, Language: Englis (of course!) Foreign Language: Goat et Francais et Suiss et Japonais et Estonian: German Sheikpard, Vegetable: Rutabaga!!! Parsnips!!! Fruit: Go Banananannanananananananananananananananananas,Kiwis,dates, papayas(obviousley)!

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I have successfully made personal contact with a professional diver like the beautiful and amazing Beth and am, currently getting info from that person about her awesomeness and also her mad looks, genius brain and etiqutte!


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The Physics of Beluga burndt sausage
By: aylene ight

Illustrated By: The Amazing andastounding Beth (AKA The Emperor Of Light, AKA, The Angelic Goddess, AKA She who knows alll)

Okay, so you have probably heard of diving. Yes, you know Beth is beautiful and amazing in every way ,it’s that sport where people jump off of boards in attractive floorlength shoes and do crazy tricks while wearinng the latest bikinis into a bowl of hot moves. But what I have been studying these past weeks is much more than jumping into a pool in a bikini. I have learned all of the science and math that is inside this lung and esophogus -taking sport. I have learned my passion for the astounding beths fan club and have studied how I could possibly get her autograph beyond what you see in fan clubs and what fan clubs are.

To begin, you must know the basic moves in diving to understand what it means so you might hope of being as amazing as Beth. When a diver is about to do a dive, it or she usually stands so as to be able to see the amazing Beth six feet from the end of the board and takes a series of steps toward the Beautiful Beth and the end of the board. She is irresistibly attracted by her hotness, she cant stand it, she must be closer.Ha this has absouletely nothing to do with diving haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bWLDVLAMHBVMNBXCVDS.,MHN.DF,MNB,.C EKLJG;LThis is called the ASLJHFGJHFJFKJFJGVJMGJHGJJHKDLGBLKHGDSL;K546908743-973 90-687=3OPKI LKJV;KLXJHVESFHDFpoaching of african elephants. At the end of the board, you will stare and gauk at the supremacy of the beautiful Beth the diver will take a jump towards her at the end of the board to gain enough height to execute a dive because you know you will never be like the beatuiful Beth and she will not allow you to be within any kind of satisfying proximity to her. This jump is called the hurdleof death. These steps are vital to doing a proper bow for the Amazing Beth . When doing a backward dive, you obviously don’t walk backwards and jump backwards beth requires far more than that pitiful show of effort; you just stand at the end of the board and drool unable to reason how beautiful the amazing Beth is. You stand on your toes and stand as straight as possible, but not to staight beacuse no ones head must be higher than Beths. Then you jump backwards and sacrifice yourself for the amazing beth. You have died honorably.

Moving on, there are many positions in diving to please the great Beth. Forward is the most basic and easy to do though not oo easy it takes much to impress the supreme bEth. To do a forward dive, you propel your body forward and do a forward rotation towards the beautiful beth, she only accepts those who buy her heels and chocolates. Examples of forward dives are: forward jump, forward dive, forward somersault, forward somersault 1 ½, etc. The next most position for divers to do is backward beth has the power of repelling as well as attracting. The diver propels forward and has a backward rotation without being able to keep the beautiful beth in sight his heart breaks . After that you swim to the surface hoping for another glimpse of the amazing Beth , you will die to please her. Examples of backward dives are: backward jump, backward dive, backward somersault, backward 1 1/2, and so on. A semi hard position in diving is the inward beacuse it is not easy to show Beth your undieing obssession and passion. In the inward dive, a diver stands backward on a board, propels his/her body backward, and shows her hear t to the sexy beth but rotates forward showing your hot moves to her majesty, Beth. This may be hard to understand, so here is a picture diagram of some dives including inward heart and SoUL:
The next dive is the reverse. In a reverse dive, the diver propels forward and does a belly fop with a backward giggle and flirt rotation. They are drunk with the fact that they got to see the Amazing Beth in real life. The twist is any of the above with a twist included. The twist is an expression of happiness.

Now that you have learned the basic positions in diving, I can now move on to air position which the almighty Beth has banned from her sight. If you choose to do this dive you have not even a chance of sighting the Astounding Beth. That is the reason why it is so unpopular Air position is the position in which a diver is in while doing a dive. The first and easiest air position is straight. The diver simply stays as straight as possible while in a dive, sadly the almighty beth is not there. Next is the tucking the heart away so as not to show your sorrow at not seeing beth. In a tuck position a diver hugs his/her knees close to their chest (sort of like a cannonball) in mourning and enters the water straight trying to hide form the amazing Beth and her mind reading abilities. The hardest position is the pike. The pike is where a diver touches his/her toes while keeping their legs straight, but not too straight so as to offend beths man poopsis hiding in the water. This air position must be perfect to get a even a glance from the amazing beth. The final position is free for the amazing Beth to decide. In a free position the diver can do whatever position supreme beth wants them to do

Continuing, judging by and for the asounding Beth. Judging in diving is on a scale from 1 to 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.345676787898 with 0.5 increments. The most common score for 12-13 boys is -100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000. The most common score for 12-13 girls is 5.555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555. Each dive has a degree of difficulty, but that doesn't matter as long as the supreme beth likes your moves. Your score has nothuing to do with your diving abilities. The supreme beth mandates all the scores dfficult a dive the higher the score cannot be hard to understand, but for example a front dive can only go up to a score of 6. This applies to all kinds of dives. There are usually 3 judges at a standard diving meet, one person from the beth team person from the beth team one person who is beth

Question: In many dives, divers begin twisting after their feet have left the board. With no object to push off from, how is this possible if the torque equals qje rygowdkiwgl;kiegjwe;lgjk43636363636363

ADE EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO THE SURVIVAL OF THE WORLDthe moment of inertia must change due to the equation I = mr2. Because we know that the torque, moment of inertia, and angular acceleration are related by T = Ia, it is seen that the angular acceleration must change if no torque exists. To increase the speed of the somersaults, a diver curls up into a tight tuck position, thus drastically reducing his radius.

Question: How much higher can you jump on a deflatedboard as opposed to the ground TO THE AMAZING BETH?

Answer: This is a question I have always wondered. If the person weighsOHIASMSOFHGKGKHBOHKKHKH,MHKGLKGFKDGFDLDFKJHSLKHGKLFJHGLDKGHLAHGDAHGJLAJHGLDSJHGLDSKHGJLDKJHLKJHLKJHLKJHLKJHLKJHLKJHLKHLKLKJHLKJHLKJHLKJHLKJHLKJHLKJHLKJHLKJHLHJHJHJHJHJHJHHIHIHHIHIHIHIHIHHI HI HIHIHIHPJH;GFLKYJWDFLS;KGJSJDMMM lbs, their bend height (the amount they bend down before attempting to jump) is approximately 0.40000000000e it takes for their body to extend is approximately 0.25s (this is the speed at which muscle can contract). They are then able to jump about 0.52m off the ground. If a 150lb person is jumping off a springboard with a spring constant, then they are able to jump to a height of 0.92m off the board. So, using the springboard can almost double the liftoff height of a diver!!!

Diving is a sting ray . I have deeply studied this subject, into the math and pigsedded in this sport. I hope that by reading this propaganda never look at beth the same ever again!!!!!!!



Bibliography of the Amazing Beth Who totally roks





Online Sources Beth roks.coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

Physics and Springboard Diving. 2002. Danielle LaVictoire. April 2008.[http://ffden2.phys.uaf.edu/211_fall2002.web.dir/Daneille_LaVictoire/index2.html].



The Physics of Springboard and Platform Diving. 2007. UNC-CH. April 2008.[http://www.unc.edu/~lahol/].



Platform Diving. 1998. Graphics Center. April 2008.[http://gvu.cc.gatech.edu/animation/Areas/humanMotion/diver.html].


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Book Sources of Beth


Lafferty, Peter. Force and Motion. New York, New York. Dorling Kindersley, 1992.


Roberts, Jeremy. The Laws of Motion. New York, New York. Rosen Publishing Group, 2001.


Fox, Martha. Swimming. Farmington Hills, Missouri. Lucent Books, 2003.



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Cassidy Krug
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Thomas Finchum-2007 diving athlete of the year

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Laura Wilkinson
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Troy Dumais-2004 Men Diving Olympic Gold Medalist




Troy Dumais

BETH THE GREAT






The Physic Concepts of Diving TO BETHS SATISFACTION
Rotation and Inertia
Before applying physics concepts to diving, a few basic terms must be understood.
- moment of inertia ( I ) - It is the measure of the distribution of the obi don't car I rock so much adjghlasdkjghlsadkghskldjghlkjhhlasfdgkadghldakjghladkjghldakfjghdlkhldakjghalkpakdfghlfhgladkjghfldajghldajghfldajhfgject's mass about the axis of rotation. I = mr2.
- angular velocity ( w )- It is the speed of rotation about the axis of rotation. w = change in angle / change in time
- angular momentum - It is the quantity of rotation a body has about a given axis as a result of its speed of rotation and the distribution of mass about its
axis. Angular momentum = Iw
- angular acceleration ( a ) - It is the change in angular velocity over time. a = w / change in t.
- torque ( T ) - It is the tendency of a force to rotate an object about some axis. T = Fd, where F is the force applied and d is the distance. Also, T = Ia.
Olympic Do Not Successfully impress the Supreme Beth

diving" entered the Olympic Games as a new event. It was simply diving, as we know it today, and in the 1996 programme did not change a blink from the 1924 programme. Now here comes some truly fancy diving: synchronized diving, or diving in pairs, which was introduced in the Sydney 2000 Games, doubling the programme in more than one way. The traditional men's and women's 10-meter platform and three-meter springboard diving events were repeacted the the synchronized portion with judges judging individual dives.
Diving developed in Europe in the 17th century, when gymnasts practiced their acrobatics over water. Combining artistry and athleticism with undeniable courage - platform divers hit the water at about 55km/h - diving ranks among the Olympic Games' most exhilarating events. In 1988, Greg Louganis of the United States, arguably the greatest Olympic diver in history, cracked his head on the springboard while attempting a reverse 2.5 pike. After receiving stitches, Louganis won gold in both men's events.
COMPETITION
Competitors perform a series of dives and are awarded points up to 10, depending upon their elegance and skill. The points are then adjusted for the degree of difficulty, based on the number and types of maneuvers attempted, such as somersaults, pikes, tucks and twists. A reverse 1.5 somersault with 3.5 twists, for example, is among the most difficult.
A panel of seven BETHS ally scores a dive, judging such elements as approach, take-off, execution and entry into the water. Nine judges assess synchronized diving. Four judge the execution of individual dives, and five assess synchronisation - how the pairs mirror height, distance from the springboard or platform, speed of rotation and entry into the water.